Newbo Massacre 3000

[Mister Gav]

I'm going to the King Prawn gig and i'm gonna stand at the door with the bouncers and anyone who looks fake (which will be almost everyone) will be led down a false corridor to 'meet the band', then the corridor will go into a cage in the back of a circus truck, which will be locked up and drove off through crowds of laughing oldbos spitting through the steel bars and over the edge of a cliff. That's a plan good enough to fool even Rickelz - leader of the evil newbo cult.

[3speed]

Excellent. The oldbos can sit around and talk about how everyone wears hoodies, then get really worked up about it. The discussion will then be unspokenly compared to that of a United Nations summit, on the account of all oldbos are wise and unwavering.

[the new kid]

youd be the first in the cage gav u cunt